Welcome to the Sock Prophets of the Realm, a prestigious organization dedicated to the study and dissemination of the most obscure and forgotten socks. Our team of experts has spent years tracking down the most elusive and enigmatic socks in all the land, and we're here to share their wisdom with you.
Led by the enigmatic and brilliant Sock Prophet, Balthazar McSnodgrass, our team has been instrumental in uncovering the secrets of the missing socks in the kitchen, the lost socks in the laundry room, and the socks that have been eaten by the socks-eating monster in the depths of the washing machine.
Read the Sock Prophets' Manifesto to learn more about our mission and vision.